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Valenzetti Equation - Lost Secret Video

2009-07-20T11:39:00.000-07:00

The Valenzetti Equation has showed up throughout the episodes of ABC's Lost. What does it mean? What is the significance behind the numbers?

We now know a little more thanks to a recent training video created by the Dharma Initiative.

Are you a Lost fan? Where do you think the final season will go?

Please comment below.

Google Search "Worst Failure Ever" Returns #1 Result: Obama's White House Page

2009-07-20T08:49:00.000-07:00

If you were to search "Worst Failure Ever" on Google, your first result would take you to President Obama's white house page.

How does that particular phrase gain #1 search ranking? Thousands of sites have the phrase "worst failure ever" linked to the Presiden'ts web page. That's all it takes! A little coordinated action and a lot of links.

If you have enough friends or enough time on your hands, you too can rise to #1 search ranking on Google.

I'm becoming worry more and more about our country every day and fear that Dear Leader Obama is marching us towards socialism at break neck speed. Do you feel differently?

Please comment below.

The Economic Depression and Why I Welcome It

2009-07-17T15:12:00.000-07:00

Barack Obama and the powers that be continue to tell us that we're simply in an economic recession and that we all we have to do solve is spend more money.

Are they using that 'new math' that politicians love so much? I thought the United States was deeper in dept than ever... I thought the U.S. would have to pay nearly 1 Trillion dollars to simply cover the interest on all of the recent stimulus packages.

What a bunch of lies! Our politicians in power do not care for making this country into a better place. They only seek to reimburse those that got them in power, consolidate more power and make more money from their inside trading and/or 'suspending laws' temporarily to let their buddies (who coincidentally ALL turn out to work for Goldman Sachs) buy stock in companies they know are going to receive bail out money (which would be a conflict of interest. Or, inversely, short the stock of companies they know the government will choose not to prop up (again, coincidentally the companies that were Goldman Sach's competitors).

What this country NEEDS is a huge depression. I certainly don't want to live through it as that sure sounds like a horrible time. But if we hope to salvage anything from what's left of our country before it becomes the very thing our country was founded in opposition to (e.g. tyranny, taxation without representation, communism, fascism, totalitarianism, etc.) it's going to take something as horribly dramatic as an all out depression.

Only then, when people are so destitute, hungry and cold that they begin to realize the lies the progressive movement has been pushing on us since the 20's, do we stand a chance of rebuilding our country into the world power we know it can be.

Tour de France Stage 13 Crash Video

2009-07-17T14:37:00.000-07:00

Tour de France stage 13 is now one less person, thanks to a crash by Lance Armstrong's teammate Levi Leipheimer during Stage 12..

Levi ended up with a broken wrist and appears to be finished for the rest of the race.

Be sure to check out the video below of some of the worst Tour de France crashes.

Apollo Moon Landing A Hoax?!

2009-07-17T08:05:00.000-07:00

With any hugely significant event there inevitably come conspiracy theories. Just look at 9/11. The Apollo moon landings are no different.

I find it interesting that still today these rumors persist.

Here are the two most sighted signs of "proof" that the moon landing was faked along with an explanation of that "proof".

There are shadows that intersect each other rather than only running in one direction (which suggests there was more than one light source.

Explanation: Yes, there was more than one light source... you see that great big blue ball in the distance? That's the Earth. It reflects light really well. You know how bright it is when it's a full moon. Imagine if the moon were 4 times as big? Well, that's what the Earth is compared to the moon.

The planted American flag ripples in a breeze that isn't supposed to exist in the vacuum of space.

Explanation: Look how perfectly straight the top of the flag is. Do you know why? It's because there is a pole in the flag holding it out. The fabric below is wavy because it does not have that same support and there is very little gravity.

My favorite theory is that the whole thing was faked at Area 51... right. They faked it right after they got done with the alien autopsy.

Not helping to dispel these theories is the fact that NASA just recently accidentally erased some of the moon landing footage. Now all the conspiracy theorists will say, "See, they are hiding something. It wasn't an accident."

Good job NASA. Dumb asses.

Michael Jackson's Hair Is On Fire!!!

2009-07-16T10:56:00.000-07:00

Michael Jackson's hair is on fire! There's not much more that needs to describe this video... but here is the background:

In 1984, Michael Jackson was shooting a TV commercial for Pepsi. The commercial featured some pyrotechnics.

On the 6th take, the pyrotechnics went off a little too early and Michael Jackson's hair caught on fire! Apparently Jerry Curl products of the 80's were highly flammable.

At first it's kind of funny but when you see how much it burned and the fact that he suffered 2nd and 3rd degree burns on his head and face... then you feel bad.